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Man wins Lamborghini, crashes it

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Man wins Lamborghini, crashes it

A truck driver who won a $360,000, 640-horsepower Lamborghini Murcielago Roadster in a convenience store contest crashed the vehicle within six hours of it coming into his possession. After winning the convertible in a contest run by Maverik convenience stores, 34-year-old David Dopp indicated that he intended to sell his valuable prize: I already had offers on it. I’m going to sell it. I have bills more important than a Lamborghini. I’ve got a family to support. Six hours later, [...]

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